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Launching Q3 2026 · spots filling
Your Agency Charges
£10,000/month.
Ralph Does More
in 67 Seconds.
Ralph connects to your store, ads, GSC, and 21 data sources — then builds real campaigns, writes real copy, publishes to Shopify, monitors performance, and auto-reverts what doesn't work. While you sleep.
847 founders already waiting
21
Data Sources
67s
Full Campaign
16
Auto Steps
97%
Cheaper Than Agency
Connects to your entire stack
Shopify
Meta Ads
Google Ads
Google Analytics 4
Search Console
Google Shopping
Klaviyo
Claude AI
ElevenLabs
+12 more
[01] THE 67-SECOND CAMPAIGN
Say "Campaign These Products."
Watch Ralph Do Everything.
A full campaign — pricing strategy, AI imagery, copy, emails, blog, SEO metadata, Shopify collection, scheduling — in less time than it takes your agency to reply to a Slack message.
ELAPSED
0s / 67s
Agency equivalent: 2–3 days + £800–£1,200 in billable hours
Live Output Preview
10 real campaigns · cycles automatically
Gemini Imagen 3
Scenario 1/3
ProductsAnalysing…
Pricing—
Emails—
Blog—
Shopping feed—
Meta campaign—
// Ad Copy
// AI-Generated Ad Previews
Facebook Ad
Y
YourStore
Sponsored · 🌐
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yourstore.com
Shop Now
👍 Like 💬 Comment ↗️ Share
Instagram Ad
Y
yourstore
Sponsored
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Liked by rocketmanmba and others
// SEO Rich Snippet — Before & After
✗ Before Ralph
Product — Generic Store Name
yourstore.com/products/p123
Buy this product. Great quality. Fast shipping available.
✓ After Ralph
★★★★★ 4.8 · 127 reviews
⬆ +340% organic CTR improvement
Getting started
Running in 5 minutes. First campaign in 67 seconds.
No onboarding calls. No agency handover. No 3-week ramp-up. Connect and go.
1
Connect Your Store
One-click OAuth with Shopify. GA4, Search Console, Meta and Klaviyo link automatically.
≈ 2 minutes
2
Brief Ralph Once
Tell Ralph your brand voice, pricing philosophy, and what you care about. That's it.
≈ 3 minutes
3
Say "Launch a Campaign"
Pricing, copy, imagery, emails, blog, SEO, Shopify collection — live in 67 seconds.
67 seconds
[02] GOOD MORNING
Ralph Knows Your Store
Better Than You Do.
Every morning, Ralph analyses overnight performance, flags problems before you notice them, and tells you exactly what to do — in your own voice, via ElevenLabs TTS.
Good morning, David
[03] PRODUCT INTELLIGENCE
Ralph Groups Your Products
Into Revenue Clusters.
12-dimensional product intelligence. Lifecycle stage, elasticity, cannibalization, entry/upsell paths, repeat rate, LTV impact, geo demand, return risk — scored and grouped automatically.
[04] THE BRAIN
147 Jobs Run Every Night.
Zero Human Input Required.
Four parallel BullMQ queues. Intelligence, webhooks, notifications, maintenance. Real-time worker activity visible in your dashboard at all times.
intelligence8
webhooks3
notifications2
maintenance5
// ACTIVE JOBS
// RECENT EVENTS
★ 3AM — EVERY NIGHT
Your Agency Is Asleep.
Ralph Isn't.
Every night, while the industry sleeps, Ralph runs 147 background jobs across your store. Your morning briefing is compiled and ready before your alarm.
3:24
AM · right now · your store is being watched
AGENCY
Your £8,500/mo retainer
✕ Asleep. Out of office. Back at 9am.
✕ No overnight campaign monitoring.
✕ Stock emergency? Won't know until Monday.
✕ Campaign tanking at 3am — still live, still spending.
✕ Monthly report tells you what happened. Never what to do next.
RALPH
Your £249/mo AI operator
£8,500
per month · agency · offline after hours
vs
£249
per month · Ralph · never offline
[05] VOICE COMMAND
Just Say What You Want.
Ralph Does the Rest.
No dashboards to navigate. No forms to fill. Talk to Ralph like you'd talk to your best employee — except Ralph never sleeps and never needs context.
[06] WHAT RALPH REPLACED
15 Tools. One Subscription.
Zero Juggling.
Your stack was expensive, fragmented, and none of it talked to each other. Ralph is everything, connected, and it takes action.
✕ Agency Retainer
✕ Klaviyo (email flows)
✕ Google Analytics consultant
✕ SEO agency
✕ Canva / image generation
✕ Jasper / AI copywriter
✕ Surfer SEO
✕ ChatGPT for copy
✕ Facebook Ads manager
✕ Google Shopping manager
✕ Inventory management tool
✕ Pricing software
✕ Google Sheets reporting
✕ Reporting dashboards
✕ Freelance copywriter
Average tool stack cost: £3,200–£14,000/month → Ralph: from £89/month
[07] ROI CALCULATOR
What Would You Save?
Drag the slider to your current monthly spend and see the numbers.
Your current monthly agency / tools spend: £5,000
£500/mo£20,000/mo
Monthly Saving
—
vs Ralph Growth plan
Annual Saving
—
every year, forever
ROI Multiplier
—
return on Ralph spend
Based on Ralph Growth plan at £249/month. Savings are conservative estimates.
[08] THE HONEST COMPARISON
Your Agency vs Ralph.
The Numbers Don't Lie.
We're not anti-agency. We're just very, very fast. And significantly cheaper.
WITHOUT RALPH
Traditional Agency
£8,500/mo
Average UK eCommerce agency retainer + tools
Campaign brief to launch: 3–5 business days
Sees your Shopify data. Can't read your ads, GSC, Meta, email, or stock simultaneously
Monthly report you didn't ask for. No mid-flight adjustments
Doesn't auto-revert campaigns that underperform
Offline nights, weekends, bank holidays
Learns nothing. Repeats the same strategy every quarter
WITH RALPH
Ralph AI eCommerce OS
£249/mo
Growth plan — everything included, cancel anytime
Full campaign built and live in 67 seconds from a single voice command
Reads 21 live data sources simultaneously: Shopify, GA4, GSC, Meta, Google Ads, Klaviyo, weather, competitors…
Monitors every campaign daily. Adjusts prices mid-flight. Auto-reverts underperformers
Runs 147 background jobs every night. Updates product intelligence, refreshes clusters, scores opportunities
Always on. 3am stock alert → morning briefing ready before you wake up
Captures learnings from every campaign. Gets smarter every month
[09] BY THE NUMBERS
Real Numbers.
Real Ralph.
0
Full campaign, soup to nuts
vs 2–3 days agency
0
Live data sources connected
real-time, simultaneous
0
Background jobs per night
while you sleep
0
Average agency cost saved
£249 vs £8,500/mo
[10] SIMPLE PRICING
Less Than a Day of Agency Fees.
More Than They'll Do All Month.
No setup fees. No hidden costs. Cancel anytime. Founding members lock in 25% off — forever.
Founding Member Pricing — 25% Off, Locked In For Life
Join the waitlist today. Your price never increases when the product launches. Ever.
Starter
£89
per month · billed monthly
Saves ~£4,800/mo vs basic agency
Full campaign pipeline
Daily morning briefing
Product intelligence (12 dimensions)
Shopify + GA4 + GSC sync
5 campaigns/month
MOST POPULAR
Growth
£249
per month · billed monthly
Saves ~£8,200/mo vs full agency
Everything in Starter
Unlimited campaigns + autopilot
Meta Ads + Google Shopping
Dynamic pricing + auto-revert
Proactive opportunity scanner
Voice commands (95%+ accuracy)
ElevenLabs morning briefing TTS
Scale
£599
per month · billed monthly
Saves ~£12,000/mo vs full team
Everything in Growth
Multi-store management
Custom AI model fine-tuning
Unified cross-channel intelligence
Dedicated Slack + priority support
[11] REAL RESULTS
Stores That Fired Their Agency.
Real founders. Real stores. Real results. Ralph is in private testing — these are founding members.
★★★★★
"I told Ralph to campaign our summer range on a Tuesday evening. By Wednesday morning it had written the copy, generated imagery, set up a 15% segment discount, published the collection, and scheduled a 3-email sequence. My agency would've sent a brief template at that point. I cancelled the retainer that week."
★★★★★
"Ralph's morning briefing told me one product had a 34% return rate from a specific paid channel — and flagged it before I spent another penny. No human analyst would have caught that cross-channel correlation without being paid serious money. I saved £18k in 60 days."
★★★★★
"I typed 'campaign our slow winter stock' on a Sunday night. By Monday: pricing adjusted, 3-email sequence live, Shopping feed updated, Instagram ad drafted. I used to send a brief on Friday and chase them Wednesday. I cannot go back."
★★★★★
"We run 3 Shopify stores. Ralph manages all of them. It auto-reverted an underperforming campaign on Store 2 while simultaneously running a flash sale on Store 1. No human could monitor that in parallel. This is the future."
★★★★★
"I told Ralph to campaign our summer range on a Tuesday evening. By Wednesday morning it had written the copy, generated imagery, set up a 15% segment discount, published the collection, and scheduled a 3-email sequence. My agency would've sent a brief template at that point. I cancelled the retainer that week."
★★★★★
"Ralph's morning briefing told me one product had a 34% return rate from a specific paid channel — and flagged it before I spent another penny. No human analyst would have caught that cross-channel correlation without being paid serious money. I saved £18k in 60 days."
★★★★★
"I typed 'campaign our slow winter stock' on a Sunday night. By Monday: pricing adjusted, 3-email sequence live, Shopping feed updated, Instagram ad drafted. I used to send a brief on Friday and chase them Wednesday. I cannot go back."
★★★★★
"We run 3 Shopify stores. Ralph manages all of them. It auto-reverted an underperforming campaign on Store 2 while simultaneously running a flash sale on Store 1. No human could monitor that in parallel. This is the future."
★★★★★
"The auto-revert alone would have saved me £23k last year. I ran a 30% off campaign that was bombing — sat live for 3 weeks before my agency noticed. Ralph would have killed it on day 3. That's the difference."
★★★★★
"Ralph's morning briefing told me a competitor was out of stock on the exact product I had 200 units of. It had already pre-built the campaign. I approved it in one tap. £8,400 in 48 hours. That window would have been missed entirely."
★★★★★
"As a solo founder, I was spending 20 hours a week on marketing admin. Ralph does all of it — campaigns, emails, pricing, reporting — and it does it better than I did. I got my evenings back. Revenue went up."
★★★★★
"I was skeptical — another AI tool that overpromises. But Ralph actually published a campaign to my live Shopify store, auto-set the prices, wrote the blog post, and sent the first email. Not a preview. Not a suggestion. Actually did it."
★★★★★
"The auto-revert alone would have saved me £23k last year. I ran a 30% off campaign that was bombing — sat live for 3 weeks before my agency noticed. Ralph would have killed it on day 3. That's the difference."
★★★★★
"Ralph's morning briefing told me a competitor was out of stock on the exact product I had 200 units of. It had already pre-built the campaign. I approved it in one tap. £8,400 in 48 hours. That window would have been missed entirely."
★★★★★
"As a solo founder, I was spending 20 hours a week on marketing admin. Ralph does all of it — campaigns, emails, pricing, reporting — and it does it better than I did. I got my evenings back. Revenue went up."
★★★★★
"I was skeptical — another AI tool that overpromises. But Ralph actually published a campaign to my live Shopify store, auto-set the prices, wrote the blog post, and sent the first email. Not a preview. Not a suggestion. Actually did it."
[12] FAQ
Everything You Need to Know
Before You Cancel Your Agency.
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